Sandy Herold, owner of a 200-lb. chimp that mauled and blinded her friend last year, has died of a ruptured aortic aneurysm. "Her heart, which had been broken so many times before, could take no more," said her lawyer. [AP]

The police officer who shot and killed the crazed chimp attacking a Connecticut woman last year has been plagued with PTSD ever since, envisioning the victim—"She had no face." He sings sad tunes on YouTube. Heartbreaking, the whole thing.