New York Fashion Weavz: Fashion's Night Awk
Caity Weaver · 09/06/13 09:25AM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18zbrhfceugyujpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
It is two nights ago—Wednesday, September 4, 2013—around 8:15 p.m. At this precise moment, you are enjoying yourself, conservatively, one thousand million times more than Kate Upton is. I know this, because I am in the same room as Kate Upton, and a man she does not know is bellowing at her to tell the hundreds of people seated around her what she would do if she had a penis. Kate Upton and I are at the 2013 Style Awards.