What if you took some mescaline and had a crazy vision that involved Cindy Adams and her bathtub full of magazines and her black vinyl ceiling and the Sufi Ellen Burstyn and Gloria Vanderbilt in a Takashimaya blouse? And Parker Posey was there! And what's more, in this horrible dream, you learned that Kathy Freston (former MTV head Tom Freston's yoga-loving wife) and Wendi Deng and her evil overlord husband Rupert Murdoch recently spent a week aboard the Murdoch yacht in St. Bart's discussing vegetarianism.