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Camille Dodero · 08/23/13 01:50PM
'A Couple of Boobs': The Tabloid Epic and the Headline That Could Not Be Contained
Camille Dodero · 03/08/13 12:59PMPregnant Sexts: The Love Triangle Lighting Up New York's Literary World
Camille Dodero · 02/06/13 12:06PM"Your Coworkers Complained About Your Flatulence": Federal Employee Formally Recognized for His Farting Skills
Camille Dodero · 12/24/12 02:15PMComment of the Day: What Classy Means
Richard Lawson · 08/17/11 05:55PMDonald Trump Is Doodling on Blog Posts and Mailing Them to People
John Cook · 04/11/11 04:07PMThe Real World: Leroy Invites Adam to "Eat a D*ck"
Madeleine Davies · 03/24/11 04:05PMOn last night's Real World, Adam's drunk behavior continued to spiral out of control. Watch the situation turn violent after one roommate tells him to "eat a dick." Keep it classy, gentlemen!
Bridalplasty Competitors Plot Against Each Other While Recovering From Nose Jobs
Lauren Soroken · 01/31/11 05:30PMLast night on Bridalplasty, two competitors plotted to take down another bride-to-be with the help of a code devised of complicated pantomime. Then they laughed in the other bride-to-be's face about it. This is what getting married is all about.
The Spin Crowd Classes Up The Hamptons By Skinny Dipping in Broad Daylight
Liz Day · 09/27/10 05:15PMWatch a Preview of Danielle Staub Singing with Her Lesbian Partner on Maury
Liz Day · 09/22/10 03:07PMKristin Cavallari Pulls a Lohan and Gets Her Mother Wasted
Kate Erskine · 09/10/10 12:41PMFollowing in Lindsay and Dina's footsteps, Kristin partied with her mom last weekend. Unfortunately, the two decided to drive themselves home, resulting in a DUI for the mom. Inside, TMZ describes Kristin's bizarre behavior after they were pulled over.
Bachelor Pad Proves to Be the Classiest Show on TV Once Again
Morgan Barry · 09/07/10 05:15PMJersey Shore Gets a Fist Bump in the Ratings
Brian Moylan · 12/11/09 05:01PMLydia Hearst Says Family Business Lacks Class
Ryan Tate · 10/24/08 06:24AMHarvard Duchess' Party Midgets Of Terrifying Awesomeness
Ryan Tate · 02/21/08 10:22PMJulia Allison, the provocative but usually dignified sex journalist, really needs to think twice about inviting former Harvard "Duchess" Erica Birmingham to her 27th birthday party, and not just because the photo of Birmingham drinking Bud Lite in a tank top that surfaced earlier today. A classmate of Birmingham, who once shared a villa with her in Mexico, wrote in about her notoriety on campus, including "awesome or terrifying" parties involving midgets and dirty parrots. Her email — UPDATE: plus Birmingham's response and another email — after the jump.
Scarlett Johansson Different From Natalie Portman In Two Big Ways
Ryan Tate · 02/17/08 09:04PMScarlett Johansson got everyone's attention posing with Natalie Portman on the cover of this month's W, where they both looked hot but also like replicants from the same assembly line. Now of course Johansson is wisely making news in the other direction, by busting out and showing off how very different she is from Portman. She's been helped along by the intrepid Brit tabloid the Sun, which just ran a story that starts with the title "Scarlett Shows Off Johanssons" and then just gets classier. It comes from a screening in Berlin the two actresses attended together. Here's how the Sun captioned the photos:
Sam Lutfi Hires Publicist And Cheesecake Entrepreneur
Hamilton Nolan · 02/07/08 06:04PMSome free PR tips for Britney Spears manager and tormenter Sam Lutfi: If your new publicist has a logo that looks like he stole it from "The Colbert Report," he is not legit. If your new publicist has an aol.com email address for professional use, he is not legit. If your new publicist bills his one-man shop as a "Worldwide Public Relations Company," he is not legit. And, especially, if your new publicist advertises himself as an "actor, model, and entrepreneur (C'est Cheesecake TM)," he is not legit. Then again, Sam Lutfi's not very legit either. They'll make great media together. After the jump, his new PR professional Michael Sands expounds on the circumstances of his hiring, and compares Britney's crazy medication troubles with those of his ex-wife. Pure class.
Trump Sued By Trump Wannabe
Ryan Tate · 01/29/08 10:16PMAfter literally decades of insisting to Forbes and everyone else that he's worth about 10 times more than his confidantes estimate, real estate loudmouth Donald Trump is finally being made to sweat for his hot air, because he's just been sued in federal court for about a billion more than even Forbes thinks he's worth. Of course the case is ridiculous, since the plaintiff doesn't have a prayer of getting $4 billion just because Trump tried to block use of his name to lease condos in a Vegas Trump Tower. But equally ridiculous is watching Trump fight to defend the oh-so-sterling reputation of his brand after all the bankruptcies and pointless and nasty media feuds he's dragged it through.