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Adam Weinstein · 06/20/14 11:15AM

The Real World: Leroy Invites Adam to "Eat a D*ck"

Madeleine Davies · 03/24/11 04:05PM

On last night's Real World, Adam's drunk behavior continued to spiral out of control. Watch the situation turn violent after one roommate tells him to "eat a dick." Keep it classy, gentlemen!

Kristin Cavallari Pulls a Lohan and Gets Her Mother Wasted

Kate Erskine · 09/10/10 12:41PM

Following in Lindsay and Dina's footsteps, Kristin partied with her mom last weekend. Unfortunately, the two decided to drive themselves home, resulting in a DUI for the mom. Inside, TMZ describes Kristin's bizarre behavior after they were pulled over.

Bachelor Pad Proves to Be the Classiest Show on TV Once Again

Morgan Barry · 09/07/10 05:15PM

Last night Elizabeth and Kovacks went off to the Fantasy Suite for some quality time, but even after some "awesome" pillow talk Elizabeth still wasn't feeling the romance. Maybe she's expecting too much, maybe their signals are crossed. You decide.

Harvard Duchess' Party Midgets Of Terrifying Awesomeness

Ryan Tate · 02/21/08 10:22PM

Julia Allison, the provocative but usually dignified sex journalist, really needs to think twice about inviting former Harvard "Duchess" Erica Birmingham to her 27th birthday party, and not just because the photo of Birmingham drinking Bud Lite in a tank top that surfaced earlier today. A classmate of Birmingham, who once shared a villa with her in Mexico, wrote in about her notoriety on campus, including "awesome or terrifying" parties involving midgets and dirty parrots. Her email — UPDATE: plus Birmingham's response and another email — after the jump.

Scarlett Johansson Different From Natalie Portman In Two Big Ways

Ryan Tate · 02/17/08 09:04PM

Scarlett Johansson got everyone's attention posing with Natalie Portman on the cover of this month's W, where they both looked hot but also like replicants from the same assembly line. Now of course Johansson is wisely making news in the other direction, by busting out and showing off how very different she is from Portman. She's been helped along by the intrepid Brit tabloid the Sun, which just ran a story that starts with the title "Scarlett Shows Off Johanssons" and then just gets classier. It comes from a screening in Berlin the two actresses attended together. Here's how the Sun captioned the photos:

Sam Lutfi Hires Publicist And Cheesecake Entrepreneur

Hamilton Nolan · 02/07/08 06:04PM

Some free PR tips for Britney Spears manager and tormenter Sam Lutfi: If your new publicist has a logo that looks like he stole it from "The Colbert Report," he is not legit. If your new publicist has an aol.com email address for professional use, he is not legit. If your new publicist bills his one-man shop as a "Worldwide Public Relations Company," he is not legit. And, especially, if your new publicist advertises himself as an "actor, model, and entrepreneur (C'est Cheesecake TM)," he is not legit. Then again, Sam Lutfi's not very legit either. They'll make great media together. After the jump, his new PR professional Michael Sands expounds on the circumstances of his hiring, and compares Britney's crazy medication troubles with those of his ex-wife. Pure class.

Trump Sued By Trump Wannabe

Ryan Tate · 01/29/08 10:16PM

After literally decades of insisting to Forbes and everyone else that he's worth about 10 times more than his confidantes estimate, real estate loudmouth Donald Trump is finally being made to sweat for his hot air, because he's just been sued in federal court for about a billion more than even Forbes thinks he's worth. Of course the case is ridiculous, since the plaintiff doesn't have a prayer of getting $4 billion just because Trump tried to block use of his name to lease condos in a Vegas Trump Tower. But equally ridiculous is watching Trump fight to defend the oh-so-sterling reputation of his brand after all the bankruptcies and pointless and nasty media feuds he's dragged it through.