Prince William looks over the cliff edge as he and his wife Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, observe abseiling and team building exercises at Narrow Neck Lookout near Katoomba, Australia, on Thursday. Image via Ryan Pierse, Pool/AP.

Today, a Montana federal court sentenced 22-year-old Jordan Graham to thirty years in prison for, well, there's really no delicate way of putting this: Shoving her husband of approximately eight days, 25-year-old Cody Johnson, off a cliff in Glacier National Park.

Cliff sex! So alluring—yet so dangerous, as one young Australian woman found out early on New Year's Day. From her brother.

Last night Hollywood's disgraceful frat boy older brother Charlie Sheen called the cops to say his Mercedes was stolen. At the same time, it's On-Star device called the po-po to say the car was wrecked. Only we know what happened.