What the hell is up with some people, am I right? Specifically the ones who breastfeed their dogs.

Last Friday, French gossip magazine Closer published a series of photographs of Kate Middleton sunbathing topless. Yesterday morning, police in Paris raided the publication's offices of Closer magazine, searching the building and inspecting the staff's computers in an attempt to find the name of the photographer. And today, the photos were printed, for the fourth and fifth time, respectively, in Sweden and Denmark.

A court in France has ruled in favor of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, ordering the gossip magazine Closer not to publish any additional photos of Kate Middleton sunbathing topless.

Thumbing its nose at legal threats made by the royal family, the Italian magazine Chi today went ahead with its promise to publish a multi-page spread featuring topless photos of Kate Middleton taken from the set that first appeared last week in its French sister-publication, Closer.

Kate Middleton and Prince William are suing Closer, the French magazine that published topless photos of Middleton.

French magazine Closer just published some photos of Kate Middleton sunbathing topless while "staying at the French chateau of the Queen's nephew, Lord Linley — making it now two royal nudie picture scandals in three weeks. Click though for some NSFW scans.

If you were thinking about checking out Closer solely to see how much of Natalie Portman's naked body director Mike Nichols left in the film, but have balked because you've heard those scenes are constantly interrupted by pretentious nonsense like "acting" and "dialogue," the internet has again come to your rescue. Sister site Fleshbot does its best to save you the trip to the theater with some stills from the movie, as well as a link to this clever collection of all of Portman's semi-nude scenes set to a perky disco soundtrack. We're still scouring the web for a version of Clive Owen and Jude Law's climactic IMing scene set to "I Touch Myself," but the Portman stuff should hold us over for a while.