Joe Berti doesn't feel "unlucky" to have witnessed and survived both the bombing at the Boston Marathon and then the explosion at the fertilizer plant outside of Waco, Texas. He does want to "get away from all these explosions," however.

James Edward Russell successfully escaped from the minimum-security Olympic Corrections Center in Washington state and made it 14 whole miles before his dependence upon technology got the best of him. Wearing a bright red prison uniform didn't help him, either.

On tonight's Chuck, a character heads to a shooting range holding his "favorite target" — a picture of Bin Laden with gun sights on his head and chest. Mere coincidence? Or was this assassination brought to you by Subway? [Deadline]

Meet Justin Bieber, a 35-year-old Jacksonville man besieged by phone calls and letters from romance-crazed teenage girls trying to contact the fresh-faced singer of their dreams. Facebook even kicked him off the network for having a fake celebrity account.

After he rescued a drowning child, a local newspaper called "Craig Hemengway" a hero. His granny wrote them a letter: You spelled his name wrong, it's "Eric Hemenway." Turns out he's a wanted criminal, and may now go to jail.

The Sun reports on an important developing story in Scotland: A "STUNNED" mother of two has discovered a chocolate "shaped like a WILLY" and is demanding an apology from its manufacturer, Cadbury's. "It is vile," she says. [The Scottish Sun]