colgate

Hamilton Nolan · 08/11/14 02:15PM

Here you will find a story that will make you seriously question whether an ingredient in your Colgate Total toothpaste is disrupting your endocrine system, reducing your fertility, and damaging your baby's bones. (This should not be interpreted as medical advice!)

Nurdle Dispute Threatens Fragile Nurdle Peace

Hamilton Nolan · 07/30/10 09:40AM

America is a nation in need of healing. But no healing shall be had. Because two of our most important toothpaste manufacturers are locked in legal battle to the death over the future of nurdles. Nurdles on packages. Toothpaste packages.