Legislatin' and all-purpose politickin' is hard work, which is why liquor can sometimes become a valuable tool in a stressed-out lawmaker's relaxation repertoire. They understand this in Ohio, where people are boozing more than ever—and where the state Capitol building will soon feature a full-scale bar.

Yesterday, Ted Williams—a golden-voiced homeless man in Columbus, Ohio—became an instant viral sensation. Today, he was already on his way to stardom. Now, we've got a just-unearthed NYE 2008 promo that Williams voiced for a friend. Watch inside.