Before his comedy career took off, Finesse Mitchell was a teacher. Trying to get back into the teaching world as a substitute proved more difficult than he imagined, as he explains in this clip.

Tonight, Jon Stewart continued his satirical look at the election of Britain's next Prime Minister and commented on the "hung parliament," before bringing in John Oliver to try to explain why things had ended up how they had. Video inside.

Meeting your favorite musicians can be an uplifting experience. Brian Posehn's interactions with his idols don't go that way. Instead, they lead to a perplexing request from a heavy metal hero.

The State veteran Michael Ian Black offers some advice on how to make your friends uncomfortable.

Tonight's the night! Betty White is hosting SNL and, as expected, she's killing it. An instant classic from the episode? White—along with Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon—in a hilarious "Delicious Dish" sketch about her famous "muffin." Video inside.

This relatively unknown guy is not your average black man. He talks about how not "acting black" gets him a lot of weird reaction.

The pessimistic Dylan Moran takes on women in this little rant. I'm guessing he's been rejected a few times before this clip.

So, there's this guy... George Rekers. He founded the Family Research Council. He hates gay people. Oh, except for the fact that he is gay. And he hires gay prostitutes! Tonight, Jon Stewart broke it all down for us.

There's not much to say here besides this: inside, you'll see a video of Betty White. In the aforementioned video, White plays beer pong with Jimmy Fallon. Who wins? Who gets wasted? You'll have to watch to find out. Huzzah!

Every child is a star in their parent's eye. Alex Nussbaum explains why parents are probably delusional when thinking that.

Last night on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart called out politicians who invoke the phrase, "The American People" and others in order to complete their agendas. How about those Daily Show montage editors? Truly inspiring/depressing work. Video inside.

On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert profiled a new kind of domestic threat: the unsightly presence of outdoor clothes lines. Watch in horror as Colbert illustrates how the fabric of America is hung out to dry.

Chappelle's Show regular and stand-up vet Kyle Grooms takes the stage in Holland to talk about being a gangster with glasses and black people snow skiing.

Jay Leno: afraid to insult people directly, but not honorable enough to just avoid it altogether. During last night's monologue, Leno showed a fake Facebook page for the accused Times Square bomber. Under his favorite pages? "Team Coco." Video inside.

Turns out you can't successfully sue a stand-up comedian for making fun of you.

Tonight, Jon Stewart gave an amusing statement about the case of the failed Times Square bombing and its aftermath, including a comparison of John McCain's anti-Miranda statements to those of Glenn Beck that made McCain seem utterly ridiculous. Video inside.

Wil Anderson hails from Australia, so don't be put off by his accent. Listen as he describes how Australia is the second fattest country in the world.. and how it's all because of McDonald's.

Remember Jay Leno's lackluster jokes that he told at the White House Correspondent's dinner? As it turns out, they were just a bunch of recycled jokes to begin with. Politico has compiled all of his repeat, lazy jokes here.

18 years after Jay Leno was chosen over him to host The Tonight Show, and months after Leno took the title back from Conan O'Brien, David Letterman is still bitter. Inside, video of Letterman's anti-Leno statements on tonight's Late Show.

Tonight, Jon Stewart opined on the Gulf Coast oil spill and delivered three consecutive punches: the first, to the media for their predictable coverage; the second, to hypocritical, pro-drilling politicians; and the third, to BP for skirting blame. Video inside.