Did some of the Gawker.TV interns get work at 90210? On tonight's episode, the kids at West Beverly Hills High made some creative editing to a school gossip program. If only cutting up a Heidi Montag interview was this easy...

On tonight's Chelsea Lately, Chelsea Handler took aim at Bravo's Real Housewives series. Maybe we are partial to trashy entertainment, but Kelly Killoren Bensimon, of The Real Housewives of New York City, seems too easy a target for Handler.

Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, why not Weird Al? In a trailer that's almost too good to be true, it examines the rise and fall of Mr. Yankovic. Sex, drugs, and polka, y'all.

Kyle Kinane may look like a homeless person but he sure knows how to tell a joke. Here he describes the time he stole a baby from it's mother.

Godfrey, the man who had a random stint as a 7UP spokesman, talks about life in Amsterdam. He also delves into his African roots and how bad his dad had it.

Every comedian loves talking about alcohol or weed. Dave Attell tackles both issues and why he thinks being and alcoholic is better than being a pothead.

New York City's favorite hooker, Ashley Dupre, was the center of discussion tonight on E!'s Chelsea Lately. Earlier this week, Dupre's hair erupted into flames at a Playboy photo shoot. Sometimes, your 15 minutes can be painful.

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened The Daily Show with what was probably one of his greatest segments ever: a complete and utter destruction of everything Glenn Beck stands for and propagates. And Stewart did it as Beck. The incredible video, inside.

Bill Maher, the outspoken host of Real Time with Bill Maher, isn't the type to shy away from controversial statements. Listen as he describes how messed up organized religion has become.

When there's a crime on campus it's time to bring in the big guns: Frat Cop. He'll bend alllll the rules—dude, you gonna waste that brew?—to discover the truth and uncover justice. Bonus: stars former intern John Trowbridge!

Saturday Night Live's recent sketch about home security systems prompted BWE.tv to take a look at what the Brink Home Security's commercials really look like. The result? A hilarious compilation terrified single women and the burglars breaking into their homes.

So... Dakota Fanning. You know, that cute, innocent little actress. Isn't she so cute and innocent? Not anymore! Fanning was on Late Night tonight, wearing a too-short dress and discussing "steamy" lesbian scenes in The Runaways. This is not OK.

In case you haven't heard, the debate over health care reform has reached its boiling point. Luckily for us, we have Jon Stewart and The Daily Show to summarize the most ridiculous rhetoric that's being spewed by Republican lawmakers. Huzzah!

Earlier tonight, Tyra Banks received a somewhat brutal bitch-slapping from Chelsea Handler. Handler believes that Banks' America's Next Top Model, now in its 14th trimester, should have been aborted long ago. To be honest, we have a hard time disagreeing.

No one can deny that Stephen Colbert is about the people. Tonight, he got down to the business of saving both St. Patrick's Day and making sure the men of America are free to watch every game of March Madness.

Comedy Central's new show, Ugly Americans, explores what life in New York City would be like if zombies, demons and various other manner of ghouls were real. Turns out, life would be about the same as it is now.

South Park premiered its 14th season tonight and opened with a graphic reenactment of the confrontation between Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin, last Thanksgiving that started it all. Oh, yeah: turns out the reenactment was a video game!

ABC's Scrubs has had a rough run. Through the years, it has had countless timeslots, was switched from NBC to ABC, and—this season—was re-invented as a med school show. This is how the show (possibly) went out.

Previewman sounds like the crappiest superhero ever. In this bit, Pablo talks about the unsung hero who introduces previews in every movie you've ever seen.

Tonight, Jon Stewart did what he's best at: mocking something while convincingly arguing against it. Stewart's target? The Catholic Church, for—among other things—covering up a gay prostitution ring run by a Vatican Choir singer for the Pope's usher.