On this evening's Late Night, Jimmy Fallon and Chelsea Handler competed in a martini marathon of sorts, each attempting to circle the audience while keeping three vodka-soaked glasses full. Things didn't go as planned, Fallon fell, and—yes—he bled.

Tonight, Jon Stewart had Mark Thiessen on The Daily Show to discuss his new book, Courting Disaster, which alleges that the CIA kept the country safe and that President Obama is "inviting" a new attack. Things got heated. Video inside.

Earlier this week, the Pope spoke out against full body airport scanners. He believes people should be judged by their integrity, and not by what they may be hiding under their pants. Tonight, Stephen Colbert wasn't buying it.

The brooding Irish comic conveys his feelings about Americans in Europe. Apparently, we only send the fat ones across the ocean and keep the pretty ones here.

Click to viewThe funny thing about this clip (from the upcoming season premiere) of South Park's Eric Cartmen asking for, and receiving, 500 AK-47s, is that it is based on a real thing that Blackwater did in Afghanistan.

Zach Galifianakis has risen to fame since The Hangover but many have followed him for years. What happens when this "serious" comedian gets annoyed at a drunk girl during a show? He loses his cool in the funniest way possible.

A teacher had had just about enough of these two teen boys interrupting his lesson, so he took matters into his own hands—literally.

Stephen Colbert has never liked Barack Obama, but—on tonight's episode of The Colbert Report—he finally figured out why: Obama has been going through "presidential puberty" and is finally starting to man up. (Bonus: Tom Hanks!)

Nothing gets nerds hotter than role playing. On tonight's The Big Bang Theory, the boys buy a mixed box of junk at a yard sale and inexplicably find the prop ring from The Lord of the Rings. Then, chaos ensues.

You might not know who Brian Regan is, but he's one hilarious dude. In this clip, he expounds on food, food labels and eating right in an irreverent style many attempt but few pull off as well as he does.

Add this to the list of things that shouldn't be fascinating but are anyway: a man meticulously ironing a shirt.

Kathryn Bigelow may have made history with her Oscar wins last night, cementing her status as a feminist film icon, but... eew! Girls! British comedy writer Harry Enfield's Women, Know Your Limits counters, satirically, the validity of women's intellectual equality.

Even though the film was not even nominated in the category, Ben Stiller presented the Academy Award for Best Makeup moments ago in full Avatar garb, and secured his place as the requisite king of awards show cameos. Video inside.

After being asked to perform at a benefits for sufferers of obesity, Ricky Gervais points out the obvious.

The Oscars are a lot of things, but seldom are they unpredictable, at least when it comes to the types of films that win big. Here, the phenomenon is explained brilliantly with a literal "trailer" for the Academy's requisite darlings.

Life on the D-List visited Alaska last night, and Kathy Griffin spent five straight minutes laying into Sarah Palin, whom she says she invited to the show. In town for the Iditarod, Kathy said she ice-fished with Levi, too.

Is the belief in Jesus Christ the root of bad acting? Well, perhaps not definitively, but this video evidence leans towards yes. Where is all that collection plate money going?

Yesterday, we wondered if it was possible for Zach Galifianakis to not be funny. If tonight's SNL is any indication, the answer is a definitive "No." Inside, video of Galifianakis "dropping by the set" of a host of NBC shows.

Everyone's favorite now-reclusive comedian, Dave Chappelle, did a recent stint at the Laugh Factory. Chappelle poked fun at himself, but focused mostly on mocking the book, "The Secret".

This Derrick sketch, starring DC Pierson and Ellie Kemper, will make you cringe if you happen to be of the male persuasion. If Ellie looks familiar than it means you've probably been watching this season of The Office.