Years ago, MadTV anticipated the jokes we'd be making today about Apple's chosen name for their tablet. "With the new iPad, I can just hook up my Apple to my Peach, and I can download protection for a thousand periods!"

Historically, Jay Leno hasn't shied away from speaking about his job status. Leno's statements over the last few weeks—full of jokes about NBC, Conan O'Brien and David Letterman—reinforced that characteristic. Recently, however, he's been unusually mum. What gives?

Andy Kaufman is one of the greatest character actors ever. In this clip Andy tries out something new, being himself. Watch him try out regular stand up material and turn it into something identifiably Kaufman.

One of the big players in the Chicago underground comedy scene, Tolk is poised to break into the mainstream at any moment. Here Tolk discusses the oddities of the average supermarket trip.

Last year we paid tribute to the man who wobbled his way around the convenience store. But this guy just may just take the title away from him. Let's hope he also won a night in a jail cell.

If there was ever a subject that doesn't translate well to comedy, it's the life of a suicide bomber. Yet somehow Britain's Chris Morris is able to twist this horrific act of violence into an absurdist comedy of errors.

Lenny Bruce was one of the earliest comedians to push the boundaries of comedy and the limits of free speech. In this clip from late in his career, he expounds on his legal troubles, religion and the rules.

Leo Allen likes to be prepared and thinks you should too. He's compiled a witty comeback to every possible situation under the sun. Write these down in your notebook and you'll never have to search for the perfect retort again.

Conan O'Brien just closed out his final episode as host of The Tonight Show, and what a show it was: hilarious shenanigans, Steve Carell, Tom Hanks, Neil Young, a tearful statement of gratitude, and Will Ferrell with a mothereffing cowbell.

The LOL platoon is a bit special, and this particular soldier cannot make jumping jacks work today. A slow-motion demonstration by the general only seems to make matters worse, adding further confusion to an increasingly hopeless situation.

Hands and legs together...hands and legs apart. Not happening today. Hopefully it will be a while before this guy is allowed near any live ammunition.

Moments ago, Conan O'Brien confirmed that tomorrow is his last day as host of The Tonight Show, but promised to go out with an NBC-bashing bang. Meanwhile, Jay Leno announced his return to 11:35 as David Letterman continued eviscerating him.

Haniball Buress has a very unique name. Very often, he is asked questions about his name. So this is what it sounds like, when doves cry.

Tonight, while David Letterman and Jay Leno were busy insulting each other, Conan O'Brien did everything he could to piss off NBC: the return of the Masturbating Bear, a $1.5 million prop and a bombshell dropped by guest Adam Sandler.

You probably remember Zach Galifianakis carrying around a toddler in The Hangover, but before that he was just another struggling comedian. Take a look at part of Zach's short-lived VH1 TV show, Late World with Zach.

If it wasn't clear before, it is now: David Letterman hates Jay Leno. Letterman repeatedly destroyed Leno on his show tonight, implying he's a thief and all-around bad guy. And while O'Brien made fun of NBC, Leno took personal digs.

Most of you probably already know David Cross for his role as the world's first analrapist, Tobias Fünke on Arrested Development. In this stand-up bit he discusses McDonald's gung ho advertising tactics, making money and his non-existent drinking problem.

A funny thing happened on the way back to 11:35: Leno's Vegas comedy show has slashed ticket prices to buy-one-get-one rates. He's the only member of the Mirage Hotel's "Headliners" series to be forced to do so.

Tonight, Jay Leno spoke seriously on the NBC late night controversy for the first time, skirting blame and saying, "Conan's show... was not doing well." Later, David Letterman continued his Leno-bashing, while O'Brien further took NBC to task. Videos inside.

Transvestite comedian and epic marathoner Eddie Izzard discusses the subtle differences between the way Americans and Brittons speak English and discovers what we knew all along: Brits add all those "u's" to words just so they can win at Scrabble.

What's SNL-alum Rachel Dratch been up to these days? Joining up alongside comedian Billy Eichner and taking on Jay Z and Alicia's key's mega-hit of 2009. Their spin? "A Forest Hills State of Mind."