Jersey Shore jackanape The Situation was resoundingly booed at Comedy Central's roast of Donald Trump. However, most of his jokes were too tasteless and lousy to make it to air. What ended up on the cutting room floor?

While Simon Pegg and Nick Frost can certainly take on zombies, murderers, and aliens, George Lucas is an entirely different story. Watch as they try to recreate Star Wars—but immediately dissolve into bickering over Frost's R2D2 beeps.

In a promo for tonight's Zach Galifianakis-hosted SNL (see it here), the funnyman—famous for shaving his beard when he hosted last year—declared, "This time, I'm shaving off everything." He didn't—but he did close the show sporting a fauxhawk!

Tonight, Zach Galifianakis followed up his show-stopping Saturday Night Live monologue with an equally funny digital short, during which he interviewed several children for an assistant position. Which one of the little tykes landed the gig? Watch and find out.

Tonight, Zach Galifianakis is hosting Saturday Night Live, and—if his monologue was any indication—we're in for a funny evening. Because he absolutely killed it. Hilarious stand-up jokes, awkward silences, and an Annie lip sync?! Like. A. Boss.

During last night's Real Time, Bill Maher decried shows like Secret Millionaire—which he claims "try and put a happy ending on America's enormous wealth disparity"—in a rant against the glamorization/idolization of the rich by the poor.

Like other tragic female characters, Black Swan's Nina is certainly in need of the services of a "Sassy Gay Friend" to snap her out of her miserable funk. Girl, you need to buy some nail clippers, stat!

Comedy group Britanick enlisted the help of Danny Pudi in a highly-neurotic, three-person monologue.

Tonight, Stephen Colbert discussed probable Republican Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich. Colbert noted that Gingrich must "explain his past positions; specifically, why those positions were so often on top of women who weren't his wife." That was just the beginning.

Yesterday, Charlie Sheen issued a tirade against his former Two and a Half Men co-star, Jon Cryer, labeling him a, "turncoat, traitor, troll." On tonight's episode of Conan, Cryer appeared on stage to respond to Sheen's insults. Here's video.

On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart pointed out the hypocrisy of Congressman Peter King's crusade against Muslim Americans, considering his ties to terrorist group the IRA. Tonight, Stewart picked apart King's response to the accusations. They didn't wash.

In this video, Michael Ian Black treats us to a dramatic reading from his book, "My Custom Van, And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays that will Blow your Mind all over your Face."

Funny or Die presents a new cooking show with the man of the moment. This is a very different kind of cooking show, for Charlie Sheen doesn't cook food, he wills it.

On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert—with his forehead still adorned with ash—decided that he'd give up Catholicism for Lent. Interesting! Then, Colbert decided to take up Judaism. And then, he gave up "not eating bacon" for Jewish Lent.

On the day President Obama was inaugurated, he promised to close the detainment center at Guantanamo Bay in one year's time. That never happened. Yesterday, it was announced that Obama would resume trials at Gitmo! Here's Jon Stewart's take.

Rep. Peter King recently stated that he would hold Congressional hearings to question American muslims who, he believed, hadn't done enough to stop terrorism. But what about King's own ties to the Irish Republican Army? Tonight, Jon Stewart investigated.

On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert remarked that he'd been depressed for the last few days. Why? It turns out that Colbert's upset that he has to wait *four more days* for the new iPad—he wants it now!

On tonight's Daily Show, Tea Party Senator Rand Paul stopped by to chat with Jon Stewart. The most interesting portion of their discussion dealt with how much government regulation is too much. For Paul, the answer was, well, any!

Everyone saw the famous group from NY perform at the Oscars but did anyone notice the awkward guy standing at the back? The oldest (and creepiest) member shares his experience of going to Hollywood and singing at the Oscars.

Tonight's Miley Cyrus-hosted episode of SNL was quite eclectic—Train wreck talk shows! Teen star apologies!—but perhaps nothing was more surprising than Cyrus' spot-on Justin Bieber impersonation (during the "Miley Cyrus Show" sketch). She sounds just like her!