The classic way to determine one's porn name is childhood pet plus street you grew up on. Apparently, Kristen Schaal has grown tired of this and came up with a great new method. It works out perfectly for Conan.

The red-headed host appeared on Larry King Live last night to give an update about his life now that he's happily back on TV. Conan pontificated on his new show and the other late night hosts—including Jay Leno.

Fresh off of her CMA Awards performance (here) and before the release of her new film, Country Strong—in which she sings!—Gwyneth Paltrow visited Conan O'Brien's program tonight. Guess what... her children hate her singing voice, too! Watch inside.

Forget Wikileaks, we prefer the RickyLeaks that aired on last night's Conan. Ricky Gervais interrupted the monologue with "leaked" tidbits about Conan O'Brien's life—including that he wears a Conan mask when making love to his wife. More inside!

You know those Taiwanese animations that everyone loves? Last week, Conan aired their own version of the animations (about yogurt.) Two days later, the team of rapid-fire Taiwanese animators fired back with an angry response of their own. Game on!

Do you remember Comedy Central's Night of Too Many Stars? B.J. Novak was answering phones alongside Tom Hanks and George Clooney, and callers weren't necessarily happy to find out they were talking to "The Temp" from The Office. Also: Smurfs!

Night three of Conan featured Jon Hamm revealing things we never knew before: He's skeptical of a middle-aged Superman, hopes Don Draper never has to wear 70s clothes, and has been badly injured on the Mad Men set — twice.

Part One: Set Injuries
Jon Hamm talked about his two injuries on set and the time that Elisabeth Moss made him fall to his knees, shrieking like a lady.

Ratings for Conan O'Brien's new TBS show dropped off by one-third from the premiere—to a still-very-respectable 2.8 million.

Tonight, Conan O'Brien welcomed Tom Hanks! Fun fact: Hanks popularized O'Brien's nickname, "Coco." Tonight, for that, O'Brien joked, "You ruined my life!" to which Hanks responded, "Finally, he'll blame something on someone other than Jay." The full, hilarious exchange, inside.

Today we issued a slightly less than enthusiastic assessment of Conan O'Brien's new show. It wasn't great? Most commenters disagreed, as commenters are wont to do. But one commenter agreed and took the point further.

Conan O'Brien's TBS debut grabbed 4.2 million viewers last night, handily besting Leno, Letterman, Stewart, and Colbert.

When George Lopez got the call from TBS about Conan, he decided they'd pave the way for the future of Late Night. "If you look at David Letterman and Jay Leno, they're in their 60s and their audience reflects that."

Conan O'Brien debuted his new TBS show last night. The only jokes he made were about getting fired by NBC. It was like a first date with a guy who only talks about what a bitch his ex-girlfriend is. Enough!

Bask in the glory of man's metallic monstrosities! Sing the body electromagnetic! Feel the magnificence of network android denizens from Japan's cartoon contraptions to limey British borgs! These are television's most iconic artificial citizens, and you must watch them now!

While the rest of you have your eyes glued to the premiere of Conan O'Brien's new small screen effort, Conan, we at Gawker.TV were monitoring all of the other late-night shows for O'Brien-related mentions. Inside, video of everything we found.

Conan O'Brien's new show, Conan, premiered tonight—and it opened in style with a brilliantly hilarious Godfather-themed sketch about the time since O'Brien's last show and this one, with cameos from Jon Hamm, Larry King, and more! Watch inside.

Conan O'Brien returned to the small screen tonight with the series premiere of Conan, and wasted no time trying to become apprised of current events in his opening monologue... which included a reference to Brett Favre's penis, naturally. Watch inside.

Team Coco, unite! Yes, tonight—at 11:00 PM ET on TBS—Conan O'Brien returns to the small screen with the premiere episode of Conan. Your open discussion thread, plus some things to look out for as the show airs, inside.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jon Hamm makes a special appearance on Childrens Hospital, Daniel Radcliffe lends his voice to The Simpsons and mocks Twilight vampires, and prepare for the debut of Conan by watching his very first time hosting Late Night.

The author of The War For Late Night spoke today about the battle for the Tonight Show. Carter previously penned the tale of Letterman's battle against Leno for the show, and this next installment sounds as fantastic as the first.