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Hot Eligible Bachelor Rupert Murdoch Buys New $57 Million Fuck Pad
Adam Weinstein · 02/21/14 03:01PMNew Yorkers Can't Even Smoke at Home Anymore
Brian Moylan · 03/16/11 03:01PMRush Limbaugh Gets a Cool $11.5 Mil for His NYC Condo
Max Read · 07/12/10 10:01PMAwful Clubs and Soulless Condos, Together at Last
Hamilton Nolan · 03/29/10 09:29AMNew Condos For The Poor
Hamilton Nolan · 12/08/09 11:41AMGay, Hipster, Yuppie Condo Party Degenerates Into "Shitshow"
Hamilton Nolan · 05/28/08 03:53PMAt a new condo in the East Village in NYC, a volatile mix of summer weather, a rooftop pool, gays, hipsters, and wealthy young hedge fund yuppies conspired to form a party that resulted, predictably, in drinking, drugs, debauchery, and defecation. Disasters of this type never happened when all members of various disparate cultural groups stayed neatly separated from each other, in neighborhoods segmented by class, wealth, race, and sexual preference. A Curbed tipster gives a brief glimpse into this dangerous world in which ubiquitous money obliterates traditional social boundaries and brings together GayHipYups in search of intoxication:
Trust Funds Buy N.Y.U. Kids Condos
Doree Shafrir · 05/08/07 03:34PMWe were all set to post about the N.Y.U. mag Brownstone's silly "14 Most Influential Students" feature ("After stalling for awhile, I finally asked him why he thought he made the list, having no real idea myself." Okay then!). Until we noticed the ad that the magazine is running on their website. Here's to living off campus!
Cheery Condo Clubhouses A Safe Space For New York's Newest Entitled Useless Dipshits
Josh · 04/30/07 05:15PMIt is only a matter of time until ID-card protected walkways connect the new condo buildings that self-contain New York's newest and brightest youngsters. The Times real estate front pager on those "friendly apartment buildings" this weekend was notable for the picture alone: Carefree whites chortling over a complimentary croissant, a tub of Stoneyfield Yogurt self-righteously open on the spotless glass table. It filled us with loathing. These are people who amble downstairs (or upstairs!) and cavort with their fellow tenants in vast and well-lit common safe spaces. They are clad in "in sweatshirts and fuzzy slippers, suits and oxfords, seeking chocolate muffins and Cheerios." They are evil and they must be stopped. But what if they are us?