The blogger we've all come to know and love for his educational services, The Bareback Top, has retired, posting a short farewell to readers last night. Retired from blogging, that is. We're sure he'll be keeping up with his other activities. The gay semi-consensual barebacking enthusiast wrote that "I am young, and I am far too smart to live on the edge." Could have fooled us! And yet, love to hate him as we did, he was one of the only gay guys who seemed to be telling the truth about how sex goes down in this town. Even if he was lying!

While we wondered about which drugs are ruining Jenny Aniston's life, commenter drunkexpatwriter suggested we look into a post on our old not-pal Mr. Confessions of a Bareback Top's site for juicier, blinder fare. And, well, he wasn't just whistling dick-sy.