Quick math problem: Lindsay Lohan has 17 days (not counting weekends) to do 115 hours of community service or she goes back to jail. Lindsay does 0 hours on Monday and 0 hours on Tuesday. How fucked is she?

Perez Hilton claims this song, entitled "Too Young to Die," is a leaked Lindsay Lohan track: "Crashing my car coming flying through the windshield... I'm oh I'm too young die." Where did this stunning display of tone-deafness come from?