New Republican Rep. Allen West — a real piece of work whom we'll be mentioning regularly from now on — has joined the Congressional Black Caucus, making him the first Republican to do so since 1996. Next step: the presidency.

Hey, fluffy newspaper editorial writers, you want Republicans and Democrats to "stop fighting" and "get something done," correct? Well, good news: the Congressional Black Caucus and Republicans might team up to kill the congressional ethics office! America is restored.

Tareq and Michaele Salahi's "signature social event," the Land Rover America's Polo Cup, was neither sponsored by Land Rover nor as profitable as it claimed. Do these people have any grasp on reality, at all?