While everyone in Hollywood was busy preparing for last night's celebrity prom, a 3D movie was quietly having the best March opening weekend ever. Sure it was on IMAX screens so every ticket cost $40, but it's still impressive.

O Meo my! It's true! Because their movie Shutter Island just did so well again this week, the longtime pair has agreed to make it official. To celebrate their nuptials, they'll next be making a romantic comedy with Katherine Heigl.

There was something that was just a bit... off about Bruce Willis' appearance on Good Morning America today. He was attempting to promote Cop Out, but it seemed like someone slipped a Xanax—or six, into his morning coffee.

A swear-filled trailer for Kevin Smith's cop comedy, starring Bruce Willis and manic genius and/or complete lunatic Tracy Morgan, actually made us laugh (dick jokes!), but one thing's missing: There's nary a glimpse of the funniest-looking thing about the movie.

So Kevin Smith strikes gold with one good black and white comedy in the early 90's, and now the moviegoing public must pay for it for the next 20 years. Cop Out is just his most recent must miss.

Ephemerist, Gawker's official sometimes favorite blogger, points out the awesome terror you can inflict with "You've got the AIDS" e-cards, which you send to someone when you're too afraid to own up to possibly giving them an STD. One reads "I got screwed while screwing, you might have too." It's illustrated with a screw! Because laughter is the best medicine, other than antiretroviral therapy.