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In Colorado, County Coroner is an elected position. For those not swayed by his small government platform, Arapahoe County Coroner candidate Jay Ledbetter included his wife's "To Die For" peach cobbler recipe at the bottom of his campaign flyer.

Here's some empty vindication: The Los Angeles Coroner's Office reports that '80s heartthrob Corey Haim, who died in March, died of pneumonia and coronary arteriosclerosis, not a drug overdose as previously thought. [Image via Getty]