If you are in the market for a new couch, Craigslist is home to a new gem. Verified heinous self-important asshole Joe Francis is selling his slate grey four-piece sectional couch on the Los Angeles community for-sale board. It has lived in his office for five years but it is in good shape.

In April, three roommates were watching a movie in their New Paltz, NY home when they noticed several lumps in the side cushions of their new couch, which they'd purchased two months prior from a Salvation Army. Reese Werkhoven, Cally Guasti, and Lara Russo rooted through the couch's cushions and pulled out several large envelopes stuffed with $20 bills.

Hell hath no fury like an apartment scorched.

Need a couch for your apartment—one that says "I hate Jews... but I love good engineering"? Well, look no further: An "Authenitic [sic] German engineered Swastika velvet green Couch circa 1937," available on Craigslist for one dollar!

Watching the Olypmics freestyle moguls this weekend, we got to wondering: What's going on with that top-three couch at the bottom of the hill, and mustn't it suck to be kicked off of it, forced to slink away in shame?

Our weary Tribeca Film Festival Twitter Troupe soldiers on as the festival winds down. They may be coming apart a little bit even! Plus, the East Village wants its neighborhood back.