After, let’s say, weeks of campaigning, Texas politician Rick Perry (sp?) has apparently dropped out of the race for the Republican presidential nomination. Few people remember, but this comes almost four years after another “Rick Perry” — a fellow Texan, no less — also dropped out of the race for the Republican nomination. Coincidence?

Wanna golf with Rob Lowe? That's great, he loves golf! But arghhh such bad timing—he quit golfing years ago. Which is so hard. Because he loves golfing. But he can't, you know, because of the bird.