[A Nashville clothing store owner sets out some of the city's signature cowboy boots to dry after they were immersed in the flood waters that still plague parts of the city. Image via Getty]

An injury on TLC's Emergency Level 1 is usually so traumatic, so outrageous, it simply must be televised. Terrifying, puss-filled gunshot wounds, near-death horse-and-buggy accidents, and of course, infections from wearing slutty cowboy boots to Vanderbilt football games.