creepy-things

Get Your Sexy 'Recession Roommate,' Cheap!

Hamilton Nolan · 10/23/09 11:48AM

Ladiessssssss: Are you mature? Drama free? Down on your luck? Looking for a beautiful West Village apartment, but only have $275 to pay for rent? Are you willing to share a bed with this dude? Then it's your lucky day.

Dead Man Sells Adhesives

Hamilton Nolan · 07/10/09 09:06AM

Billy Mays is dead, but his ghost will return to haunt your television until you order roll after roll of Mighty Tape, to quiet the bearded demon. It's what he would have wanted.