D.C. Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton was caught on video this week hitting another car while doing some nonvoting approximation of "parking" before strolling away from the disturbing scene like a boss with her head held high.

I'm no law enforcement expert, but the vast variety of sources where I get my news routinely suggests that an essential part of a police officer's job is to arrest people who haven't committed any crime whatsoever. So why did police reject Orlando Robinson II's request to be arrested for doing nothing wrong?

At 2:00 AM on Saturday morning, 70-year-old Jacqueline Cutright's Akron, Ohio home was robbed by a man wearing a clown mask and waving a knife. How did Cutright react? By remaining on the toilet! Cutright's charming local news interview, inside.

Master criminals take their cues from Vogue, Tyra Banks and Harry Connick Jr-serenading Australians.