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Crappy Bigot Beat Up Hebrew-Speaking Men for Speaking 'Spanish'
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/28/13 09:06AMMan Tries to Show Wife Gun Isn't Loaded, Ends Up Shooting Her Instead
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/10/13 02:12PMRobber Picks the Absolute Worst Liquor Store Clerk to Hold Up
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/04/13 10:47AMOf all the liquor stores, in all the towns, in all the world, this robber had to walk into one that employs a 30-year military vet who did four tours in Iraq and worked as a prison guard, a private eye, and a bounty hunter.
Cellphone Robber Caught After Tripping Over Own Sagging Pants
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/28/13 10:03AMMan Turns Himself In for Child Porn After Computer Virus Tells Him To
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/25/13 11:30AMTwo Teen Girls Take ‘Pre-Robbery Selfie’ with Masks and Knife
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/25/13 10:55AMPastor Arrested for Watching Child Porn on the Job -- at Disney World
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/16/13 12:52PMBurglar Phones Police After Mistaking Family Cat for Another Burglar
Neetzan Zimmerman · 04/23/13 03:46PMInept Purse Snatcher Manages to Escape Despite Running Into Glass Door, Knocking Himself Out
Neetzan Zimmerman · 04/02/13 08:20AMAn attempt to make a clean getaway turned into a scene right out of a screwball comedy for one Australia thief who slammed into a glass door on his way out of a shopping mall in Perth.