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Robber Picks the Absolute Worst Liquor Store Clerk to Hold Up

Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/04/13 10:47AM

Of all the liquor stores, in all the towns, in all the world, this robber had to walk into one that employs a 30-year military vet who did four tours in Iraq and worked as a prison guard, a private eye, and a bounty hunter.