Ever wanted to bag the founder of a tech startup that might be worth billions of dollars some day? Well, if you're gay and have Grindr, the ubiquitous gay cruising iPhone app, you're in luck. You can find the founder of Grindr slutting it up on the black and orange screen just like the rest of you.

In a new article, Zac Efron moans "best… orgasm… ever!" with his pants unzipped in a public restroom, and Tom Cruise takes him for a pleasure ride on his motorcycle. Conclusion: "Nothing about Efron merits even flipping on the gaydar."

Two Washington Examiner reporters set up Grindr—the iPhone app that "connects" gay men based on proximity—traveled to the Capitol, White House, and Pentagon. Where were men looking for men the most? In the press corp, naturally.

The pop singer, famous for getting arrested cruising for sex in a public toilet, is now on Grindr, a location-based iPhone app that allows gay men to meet up via their phones. And he's terrorizing Australia's gays with it.

Are cruise ships still the Most Dangerous Place on Earth? You better believe it.

Apparently the way to get people to read magazines, and advertisers to pay you enough money to support your fancy editorial aims, is to lock them in planes where there are fewer distractions.

The gays have been using the internet to get laid since AOL launched chat rooms to Friendster, but with Craigslist and Manhunt ruining their formulas, what is a homo with a hard-on to do now? What's next for easily-available ass?