Now that all the networks have revealed their fall schedules to potential advertisers—CBS presented its equally clueless lineup this morning—it's time for cable to shine. Not surprisingly, TBS started off with the network's new leading man, Conan O'Brien.

Production on an episode of CSI: New York was halted yesterday when a building engineer discovered an actual mummified corpse near the shooting locale. The CSI set was on the seventh floor of a downtown Los Angeles building; the body was found on the fifth floor after the engineer checked on an incommunicado tenant. Neither Gary Sinise nor any of his unfeasibly snacky assistant necrophiliacs were on hand at the time (or so they claim), but the message is clear: Film a NYC show in LA, and people are going to get hurt, capice?