It was the coolest of times, it was the crappiest of times. B.o.B., a famous rapper, came all the way to Ithaca to play a show at Cornell University. This was, according to locals, cool. But then he went and ran up a $1,060 bill at a local bar, and refused to pay the waiter. This was, according to locals, not cool. The Cornell Daily Sun reports:

The Park Slope Parents listserve hums with the type of ennui specific to a section of the borough brimming with liberal guilt-slash-condescension. Today's entrant comes from an unnamed parent who's uncomfortable with the behavior of her next-door neighbors' children. Also, they eat junk food and are fat. And Muslim. What to do?: