Hugh Jackman eats the equivalent of this child's body mass every day. (Roughly.) Miley Cyrus gets a regrettable tattoo. Nicole Kidman says Tom Cruise "really damaged" her. Dianna Agron is engaged. TGIFriday gossip.

Prince William and Kate get cuddly. Nicole Richie gets married, elephant in tow. Miley Cyrus soldiers on despite bong-ripping controversy, and Madonna is banned from TV. Sunday gossip round up is a blizzard of titillating details

Greetings from the movie Cyrus. I star John C. Reilly, Jonah Hill, and Marisa Tomei. I'm in theaters now! And I have nothing to do with the spawn of the world's most famous mullet-head, the owner of the ache-iest, break-iest heart that ever beat. I even set up a website to set the record straight.

This video pairs Miley Cyrus' ubiquitous anthem, Party in the USA with the Hurley's highlights on Lost. Things like this are part of the reason the internet exists in the first place. Now, how long til the Ke$ha/un-Locke mash-up?