Why did Jay-Z and Beyoncé name their daughter Blue Ivy? Possibly because they are exceedingly wealthy celebrities for whom the act of procreation is chiefly an exercise in branding... or because "Blue Ivy" is a secret code revealing her membership in an ancient and all-powerful occult secret society. Which could it be??

Kids are so gullible. Little girl meticulously empties a Jello snack onto a plate, dad pulls the "look over there!" move on her, and - this is the doozy - steals the snack with his mouth.