Footage of a May 20th incident involving a rampaging "naked ninja" wreaking havoc in the streets of downtown Indianapolis was recently uploaded to LiveLeak and YouTube.

Watching David Martin of 60 Minutes run around an open field with a huge piece of plywood covering his body (followed by a mattress), yelling "It hurts but I have to keep going," while getting shot by a ray gun ("Engage!") amuses us and reminds us of Coney Island's "Shoot the Freak" game. Video after the jump.

David Martin is a guy who enjoys playing piano on the beach, marrying his high school sweetheart, and growing his own flowing blond hair. He also owns the voice you will hear later on today when you crack open that garish box of plasticky Whitman's chocolates that your forgetful, cheap ass boyfriend purchased at Walgreen's at the last second. Because the chocolate company has seen fit to make their boxes of Valentine's candy play Martin's terrible love song, "Something In Your Eyes." It's not bad enough that you have been given a $9.99 box of inedible chocolate; you must also be subjected to the soft rock lyrics of an up-and-coming Michael Bolton, such as, "In your eyes, I saw a million angels." After the jump, the full video of David Martin strolling on empty piers, singing the chocolate song that will soon be disgusting couples across America. [WSJ]