Today's Page Six wonders: "WHICH Hollywood trio of friends is in trouble? One is on crack, one's on smack, and the other cheats so much on his wife that he single-handedly is supporting several hookers..." We've narrowed it down to a few possible candidates; your input is, of course, mandatory.

The time: 12 a.m.
The date: January 26th
The place: The Spotted Pig, 314 W. 11th St.
Sighted: "Who knew Ross could get so much ass? He was absolutely SURROUNDED by women upstairs at Spotted Pig last night. Wearing a too-tight black Uniqlo sweater, but otherwise looking pretty normal."

Former Friends star/brave lil' Broadway sailor David Schwimmer has triumphed against a crooked celebrity fundraising event organizer, who claimed Schwimmer had been bribed with "two gold Rolex watches worth $26,413" in exchange for attending a charity event. Schwimmer categorically denied the accusation, and now has the full backing of the law to support that:

Normally, we couldn't care less about Broadway...but how fucking adorable does David Schwimmer look in his sailor suit? We bet his castmates can barely restrain themselves from pinching his cheeks every time he salutes them onstage. We really, really hope that someone casts him in the stage version of The Right Stuff, just so we can see him in an astronaut costume.