Did you notice that when Gabby Douglas made Olympics history the other night, the crowd cheered — but not "U.S.A."?

Tea Party 365 founder David Webb kicked Tea Party Express leader Mark Williams out of the Tea Party Federation yesterday, for being racist. And plans are underway for a sexy Tea Party Race Summit, with live music and black people!

So, as it turns out, there are things a person can do that are so offensive it gets him kicked out of the Tea Party movement. One of those things, as Tea Party Express leader and scholar of Islam Mark Williams recently learned, is to write a fake letter from NAACP President Benjamin Jealous to President Abraham Lincoln that reads, in part:

Oh look, just this morning laid-off banker and male model David Webb was profiled in the Observer, and here it's only lunchtime and we have an absolute treasure trove* of beefcake photos of him.

If you ever idly considered going to Buenos Aires to enjoy its humid subtropical climate, tango music, and world famous zoo, just forget it. The entire city is now populated by laid-off American bankers.