Public Service Announcement to all you hardy adventurers, beachcombers, and cryptozoologists out there: no, you did not just find another Montauk Monster. You're not even in Montauk.

In a column slugged "Downtown," the City section of the Times proves itself six years behind Sunday Styles. Metro reporter C. J. Chivers Hughes [Ed. Note: Josh = STILL HIGH] discovers that, Gee, some downtown bars/clubs have taxidermy in them! Hey C.J., Pilar Guzman totally hurt us with this six years ago. Whatever, if I was getting paid 20 cents a word I'd be phoning it in too. [Ed. Note: "If????"]