Stage mom extraordinaire Dina Lohan gets into a pissing match over high-fat freebies. Lindsay's alcohol-monitoring bracelet's alert a false alarm. David Spade bags improbable hottie Padma Lakshmi. TGIFriday gossip.

News The Easily Impressed Can Use Dept. Please, Oz/Rescue Me/Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles star Dean Winters begs of you: Before allowing yourself to be seduced at a bar or via the MySpaces by someone identifying himself as the steadily working actor, demand to see a driver's license or SAG card; that "Dean" you're about to sleep with is quite possibly a deranged imposter. [Page Six]