The music world was thrown into upheaval yesterday at news that singer-songwriter-British-Army-captain James Blunt had quit the business and would no longer be performing that one song of his that was everywhere a few years ago.

Despite a tenuous-at-best report that X-Files co-stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson are "shacking up and in a relationship," Duchovny's rep last night issued a statement denying that fanfic has come to life.