Have you, too, been itchy to journey miles-deep into the ocean for "black gold" again? Well good news: the Obama administration plans to lift its deep-water drilling moratorium very soon, alongside new safety rules! Mmm, can't wait to ignore those.

U.S. District Judge Martin Feldman struck down the Obama administration's deepwater drilling moratorium in rather snippy, circular language today. Perhaps his cereal milk was a bit sour this morning? Or maybe he just owns some oil stocks.