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The Kristin Davis Sex Tape: The Graphic Novel

Seth Abramovitch · 03/18/08 04:41PM

Yet another cache of still images from the alleged Kristin Davis sex tape (or perhaps it's just a dirty flipbook?) have emerged, sure to be pored over by a click-happy nation of Sex and the City devotees determined to know for certain whether or not the series's good-girl archetype was capable of performing unspeakably naughty things on camera. It's yet another example of the sort of unfolding visual story best told in the comic book format we first formulated for Paris Hilton's Super Bowl party humiliation. Without further ado, then, we offer six more action-packed panels to our Defamer Comics library, placing our unidentified heroine—we were careful not to jump to any hasty conclusions—in a sexy New Wave romance of her own. And though much thought was put into speech-bubble placement, it's still mildly NSFW, and it's after the jump:

Paris Hilton's Tear-Drenched Super Bowl Defeat

Seth Abramovitch · 02/01/08 03:54PM

Click to viewUnexpectedly moved by the NY Post's heart-wrenching story of how Paris Hilton was reduced to tears by 50 Cent's demand that she immediately cease her unauthorized booty-shaking activities and "get the fuck off the stage" at her own Super Bowl party, we pass along the tale in the only way that made sense to us: in comic book form. After the jump, Paris's pain, splayed across six action-packed panels: