That might be difficult to explain to her partner. This all-American actor is turning into a bitter boozebag, and this actress got herpes from her new boyfriend. If they're not getting you pregnant they're giving you something else!

Here's a trailer for Cedar Rapids, an indie comedy starring Ed Helms in his first leading role. The movie is directed by The Good Girl's Miguel Arteta and produced by Midwestern mastermind Alexander Payne, so odds are it'll be good!

Mob Wives is a new VH1 reality show, which follows the female counterparts of imprisoned murderous mobsters like Salvatore "Sammy the Bull" Gravano. Unsurprisingly, relatives of Gravano's 19 victims aren't happy. Maybe VH1 should give them their own reality show?

Oscar-winning wizard of technique Steven Soderbergh (Traffic, Oceans Etc.) is going to call it quits after a few more movies. Says his regular collaborator Matt Damon, "He's kind of exhausted with everything that interested him." He might try painting next.

The mistress was not impressed when she got some jewelry with the wife's name engraved. Meanwhile, this thoughtful actor made sure a group of needy kids got some gifts this year. It's better to give, than to receive.

On the Fox game show Million Dollar Money Drop, a couple was asked which product was sold first in stores: Post-It Notes, the Macintosh, or the Walkman. They answered Post-It Notes, which is correct. They were told they were wrong.

Since the notoriously bad Star Wars Holiday Special is so hard to find, the site Gamervision decided to make one of their own, using original scenes from the film with new dialogue. It's the best holiday movie in the galaxy.

Click to viewAfter a lackluster (there, I said it) second season and brief preview of Season 3, I was beginning to worry that Jersey Shore was turning into a horrendous bore. I think I was wrong.

Leonardo DiCaprio made the film industry $1.1 billion dollars this year with his movies, Inception and Shutter Island. According to a list compiled by Forbes, he made Hollywood more money than anyone, but you'll be surprised who came in second.

Here's a very exciting trailer for Hanna, director Joe Wright's tale of a young girl (Saoirse Ronan) trained by her father (Eric Bana) to be a cold-hearted assassin. She gets caught by Cate Blanchett and then hell really breaks loose.

They're planning to make it public after Christmas, hoping that no one will notice they've split and moved on to other mates. This director personally thanks people on location. Better a thank you note than a Dear John letter!

Attention, white people: Your friends at the racist-as-hell Council of Conservative Citizens want you to boycott the new Thor movie. Why? Because a black actor has been cast as a Norse god! It's an "insulting multi-cultural make-over"! Wait, what?

Ms. Reese had a bit of a bad stumble this weekend, her glossy new romantic comedy stalling out at the box office. The new TRON, however, did well as expected, while two smaller indies continue to surge.

She wants cash on the barrel-head before she gives head. This actor is paying for his bad behavior, this singer is paying her man's bills, and this star is paying for a fake relationship. Money makes the gossip go around.

We've heard the ballad "Country Strong" from world's most perfect person Gwyneth Paltrow's new movie Country Strong, but did you know she also has a rootin'-tootin' up-tempo number? Oh, she does. And here it is! She's so country, isn't she??

The holiday movie season continues apace as we grow ever closer to the big year-end Christmas Day debuts. This Friday we have Reese Witherspoon figuring things out, Jeff Bridges stuck inside a computer, and Nicole Kidman feeling sad.

Cathouse, HBO's reality show about Nevada's legal Moonlight Bunny Ranch brothel, is back and it's more than just giggles and fake tits. The sex is fun, but that's not why this is one of the greatest reality shows on television.

Now, instead of hiring them, he just chats with them online. This actress loves busting up celebrity couples, and this actor is in rehab. Now that he's sober there probably won't be any more blind items about him. Boring!

They're not going to be a couple or anything, but they will both be in New Year's Eve. Also today: some exciting news items for the nerdy among us and AMC orders a new show, as does Nickelodeon.

Blake Edwards, the director of Breakfast at Tiffany's, the Pink Panther movies, Victor/Victoria, and many other famous comedies, died today from complications due to pneumonia. He was 88 and is survived by his wife, actress Julie Andrews.