The likable, coltish actress has just won an Oscar but all anyone can talk about is hissy Jesse James gossip. So let's take a moment to discuss not her marital woes, but how she can keep the career buzz going.

This is a lesson that the women of the world have known for a long time, but thanks to HBO's Horatio Alger story for hipsters, men might get hip to it, too. Oh, what a cruel world that will be!

Sheila Kelley, the actress who plays the brand new character Zoe on Lost, just did an interview with Us Weekly and it is interesting! She says that Zoe "has the answer."

Undercover Boss, CBS's cruelly ingenious propaganda-vision extravaganza, is enraging enough in its very premise—that the boss is your friend. But last night, the show stooped to its lowest level: using a dead child to help polish a corporate reputation.

She's baaaaack. Plus: Christian Slater keeps on keepin' on, Starz continues its campaign for respect, the MTV Movie Awards find a funny host, and lots of casting news.

It's true, he's wonderful. Plus: Everybody wants to go ask Alice, a kiddie flick surprises, an Iraq movie does not, and we talk a little bit about monkeys.

Her girlfriend doesn't seem to mind that she's pretending to like guys to get romantic parts. This male singer and a pervy PR guy also love the ladies, though they're not always a big hit with them.

Ah, the Nineties. The time when Freddie Prinze Jr. was king of all he surveyed and Rachael Leigh Cook was America's sweetheart. Before Usher had "Yeah" we had She's All That, a charming teen spin on Bernard Shaw's play, "Pygmalion."

In case you have broken legs or are allergic to joy or something and you can't leave your house this beautiful weekend, we suggest you catch up with Breaking Bad in time for the third season premiere on Sunday.

Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision of arranged design marriages. The delusion they always end in divorce. The vision of New York City. The delusion it's always beautiful. Plus, a special announcement!

It's true. It will gay marry your cat to your son and then put them both in the military. Sorry. Also: who doesn't like Beau Bridges? Nobody likes Jennifer Lopez. Emma Stone, we're not sure about yet.

This actress casually drops racist slurs, another is an incurable stoner, another is a helpless coke head, another is a horrible mother and fighting with child services. As Mrs. Garrett would say, "Girls, girls, girls!"

Word came this morning that two networks, A&E and Discovery, are fighting over quitting governor Palin's proposed reality series about her native homeland, the Alaska. Which she would host. If this thing actually goes to air, what'll it be like?

In the summer of 2009, the American Psychological Association conducted a study in which it placed one crazy woman in a house at 2000 S St. in Washington D.C. to see if she could stay for three months. She failed.

There's a new queen of campy ridiculous on Tyra Banks' high-end public access show and he happens to moonlight as Vogue editor Anna Wintour's right-hand man. Welcome to the André Leon Talley report card.

Well, that was more like it, no? After last week's horrifying — truly horrifying! — bloodbath eliminations, yesterday we saw three deserving singtestants shoved into the bottom three and the worst of the bunch was sent home.

He's secretly bald and using a piece. And so young! This actress was smoking meth in rehab and this actor got both his girlfriend and another lady pregnant at the same time. Everything is a sham!

It's true, he's very rich. Also today: A romantic comedy duo for the ages, a softer approach from a 24 man, Nickelodeon has deep pockets, and The Hobbit begins its journey!

The last time we showed you a definitive Lost video, you guys felt a little cheated. That was unfair of us. So here, for real this time, is a video that single-handedly explains all of the show's mysteries. Namaste.

Well, America. There it was. Your Top 12 Idols. What you prayed and voted for, what you made happen. I hope you were happy. Because, thanks a frigging lot, that was some bullshit.