Instacart, the revolutionary company that invented the business of “delivering groceries,” is damn near “profitable!” Well.. sort of. And working at Instacart is much less profitable than it was before.
I have no clue who this pizza delivery guy is. I have no clue why he didn't just take the stairs. I do know that he just nailed a perfect three-story pizza toss, and then walked into the sunset (after getting paid).
Big city newspapers are always going into panic mode after receiving envelopes of white powder that turns out to be harmless. At the Caspar (Wyoming) Star-Tribune, it turned out to be cocaine: