While cruising today's docket for criminal court—we're looking for something!—we came across this utter weirdness. Today, Demolition Freedom, born 1968, will be arraigned for one count of like, not having a tax sticker on his (her???) car or something. Sorry, what? Did someone go and name her baby Demolition Freedom just so he could get arraigned on 9/11 and freak me out?