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The Burger King Tweet That Might Be the Saddest Tweet of All Time
Jordan Sargent · 10/20/14 02:20PMDenny's Manager Threatens to Kick Police Officers Out for Being Armed
Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/03/13 11:07AMDozens of Denny's Patrons Have Their Day Made When Anonymous Do-Gooder Picks Up Their Check
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/08/12 01:32PMWisconsin Grifters Characteristically Low-Key
Caity Weaver · 02/23/12 10:36PMDenny's New Sandwiches Trump the KFC Double Down
Leah Beckmann · 09/02/11 02:32PMRemember the KFC Double Down? Sure you do. It was that terrible and probably delicious monstrosity that replaced bread with fried chicken and your arteries with chaos. Well, welcome to 2011, where the Double Down is a thing of the past. Denny's has launched their new, "Let's Get Cheesy" menu, and nary a calorie was spared. Eight of the nine items on the menu have more calories than the Double Down and all can be ordered with "extra ooze." Two oozes on the side, please.
Denny's Somehow Convinced 'Diner' Image Will Be an Improvement
Hamilton Nolan · 02/02/11 12:30PM'Sexy' Halloween Brawl at Denny's Caught on Video
Richard Blakeley · 11/16/10 01:06PMWatch as a group of "sexy" witches, devils, pirates, and elves destroy an Oakland Denny's on Halloween.
Denny's New Fried Cheese Sandwich Is Culinary Terrorism
Maureen O'Connor · 08/11/10 01:33PMUnfrozen Dinosaurs and Manic, Raging Robots Broker Tentative Peace Accord
Richard Lawson · 07/06/09 09:47AMTeens Flock to Denny's for Inexplicable Dork Band Promotion
Hamilton Nolan · 06/30/09 10:05AMNew Twitter Show Sure to Annihilate Twitter Once and For All
The Cajun Boy · 05/26/09 12:58AMAre you sick of Twitter yet? Probably! But if not, wait patiently because the spunky little messaging service is teaming with a group of Hollywood geniuses to bring you an "unscripted show" that would "harness Twitter to put players on the trail of celebrities in an interactive, competitive format." Yeah.
Horrifying Banana Spider Orders You To Denny's
Hamilton Nolan · 02/09/09 11:43AMWe won't attempt to "explain" this Denny's commercial, except to say: if that spidery one-eyed banana ever gets within 15 feet of our food, the shotgun is coming out. Click to watch this...thing.