Radically transparent man of mystery Julian Assange says one of his sexual assault accusers took a "trophy photo" of him lying naked next to her in bed. He says this means she's lying about being raped. Which rape, you ask?

Though the idea of a Wikileaks condom—with Julian Assange's face beside the word "dick"—is laudable, the DickiLeaks fails in execution, starting with its slogan: "We leak more than the truth." Insemination by surprise? [via]