Former television star Steve Carell will not be happy until every movie in the cineplex is his and they are all making money. He is one seriously greedy bastard. Leonardo DiCaprio better watch out.

Did anyone else catch the Dinner For Schmucks preview during this week's episode of Louie? Do you think Jemaine is consciously parodying Russell Brand here, or are both dudes just mining the same archetypical rock-star machismo?

Sorry ladies (and interested dudes), Paul Rudd's already married with 2 kids, and on the The Late Show, he elaborated on his tooth fairy excess and how he might have ruined other children's fantasies forever. Way to go, Rudd.