The Girl Who Ate Her Own Tampon and the Guy Who Ate His Own Shit Join Forces, Form Two-Headed Internet Cerberus Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/28/13 09:50AM You know the story: Boy films himself eating his own shit mixed with ice cream. Girl films herself sucking out the blood from her own tampon. Boy meets girl. Boy convinces girl to share the limelight. Boy and girl get Facebook married.