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Vladimir Putin and Steven Seagal Had Lunch Together Today, Are Apparently Close Friends

Taylor Berman · 03/13/13 08:54PM

In a weird way, this makes perfect sense: legendary sex-slaving, tank-driving action star Steven Seagal and Russian president/famed shirtless athlete Vladimir Putin had lunch today before watching a judo competition together in Russia. What seems like a one-time meeting of similar minds is actually just the latest get together between apparent old buddies. As Dmitry Peskov, Putin's spokesperson, put it:

Rapper Juelz Santana Arrested for Weed, Guns

Jeff Neumann · 02/03/11 06:05AM

Rapper Juelz Santana was arrested Tuesday after police raided his New Jersey recording studio and found two loaded pistols and a bunch of "suspected marijuana" — all "within 1,000 feet of a school zone." Oops.