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Women Weren't Young and Sexy Enough to Be Baristas
Lauri Apple · 11/05/11 02:55PMTo be a successful barista in today's competitive market, you must be twentysomething and very sexy. Shirley Stagner and Tina Holcombe are in their 40s, which automatically makes them very unsexy—and, therefore, completely unqualified to bariste at Hot Java Hunnies, the sexiest coffee depot in Kent, Washington.
Cowboy Won't Teach Gun Safety to Muslims Because They All Want to Kill Him
Lauri Apple · 10/28/11 07:48AMTexas-based country store owner and cardboard cutout Crockett Keller teaches concealed handgun safety classes to make a few extra bucks, which he spends on boots and hats and spurs and guns at his local CowboyMart. Like every discriminating businessman, he enforces some standards, which he thoughtfully informed the world about in a recent radio ad.
Child Bride and Creepy Husband: Pumpkin Patch Discriminated Against Our Sexiness
Maureen O'Connor · 10/26/11 03:07PMCharming Brooklyn Retro Trend: Women to the Back of the Bus
Hamilton Nolan · 10/19/11 08:14AMMuslim Woman: Southwest Booted Me After Flight Attendant Thought I Said 'It's A Go'
Remy Stern · 10/10/11 10:25PMNot Having a Job Will No Longer Be a Good Excuse for Not Having a Job
John Cook · 09/26/11 04:01PMGay Ex-Staffer Files Suit Against Jesse Jackson For Sexual Harassment, Discrimination
TPM · 09/21/11 12:17PMMuslim Man's Burger Comes With 9/11 Terror Drawing
Lauri Apple · 09/14/11 04:49AMDiscrimination Lawsuit Against Lady-Hating Mayor Is Dismissed
John Cook · 08/17/11 02:21PMMan With Breast Cancer Denied Medicaid Coverage
Lauri Apple · 08/07/11 08:24PMState Liquor Store Puts Yuppies Before Disabled Customers
Lauri Apple · 08/06/11 04:52PMGay Couple Denied Entry to Gay Icon's Theme Park
Lauri Apple · 07/27/11 05:26PMAutistic Man Who Hums 'Too Much' Could Be Evicted
Lauri Apple · 07/10/11 01:43PMAmerican Apparel Hit With $343K Judgment in Racial Slur Case
Hamilton Nolan · 07/07/11 09:21AMSupreme Court Kills Huge Discrimination Suit Against Wal-Mart
Hamilton Nolan · 06/20/11 10:16AMThe Supreme Court has just ruled that what would have been the largest sex discrimination suit in history—more than a million women suing Wal-Mart—cannot proceed as a class action suit. The women are all free to sue the company separately, but the mega-humongo class action suit would have been a serious financial threat to the company, while various isolated lawsuits will not be.
City Pool Employee Kicks out 'Excessively Affectionate,' Disabled Gay Men
Lauri Apple · 06/19/11 10:53AMCiting the Biblical chapter titled "Hazard, Kentucky's Municipal Code," a city employee kicked out two gay men with intellectual and developmental disabilities after observing them engaged in "an excessive display of affection." Now the employee's been suspended, and the pool's slated to become the least-affectionate in America.
Starbucks in Damage-Control Mode After Alleged Anti-Gay Incident
Lauri Apple · 06/16/11 03:57AMOn Sunday, a woman named Missy Alison went to a Starbucks in the Long Island, N.Y. town of Centereach for a Mocha-choco-loco-hobo-latte, and while there witnessed what she calls "one of the most brazen and unapologetic displays of homophobia I have ever witnessed in my entire life." She wrote an outraged letter to the company, which her wife published on the Internet. The company noticed!
Psychology Professor Fired for Off-Campus Burlesque Hobby
Hamilton Nolan · 03/14/11 11:21AMSheila Addison was a psychology professor at John F. Kennedy University in California. At the same time, she was performing in a San Francisco burlesque show, the Hubba Hubba Revue, under the name "Professor Shimmy" (sample performance above.) The school decided that was too scandalous, and fired her. Now she's suing.